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PostSubject: For those with kids....   Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:33 pm

I have two kiddos. One girl (9) and my boy (3)

She has dance class tonight, and I'm mr.mom tonight and take her. I park and she runs inside to the studio. My boy and I decide to hang out in the truck. That's ok by me. I would rather not have awkward conversations with women twice my age.
we both like music, so I blast some beats and he proceeds to dance in the front seat while we are parked. We both think we are incredible dancers in our own minds. He decided it would be an epic idea to kneel down and jump as high as he can. Keep in mind we are in the front seat of my truck. He has lift off! And....wait for it.....KAPOW!!!!! Slams his cranium into my windshield and makes a huge spider web looking crack into the glass. Shocked at what happened I ask if he is ok......didn't even phase him!!! I'm sitting here with a giant cracked windshield and a son with a super hero cranium...fml

Any funny kid stories? Maybe a windshield repair guy? Lol
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PostSubject: Re: For those with kids....   Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:21 am

Wow ur son has a hard head! That sounded scary at first, but since he is OK then it is funny. Yea, I got a daughter who is 3 1/2 now and seems like everything she does is cute n funny, but nothing like this lol.


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PostSubject: Re: For those with kids....   Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:49 am

i have twins, boy and girl who are 5 and right now everything is why this and why that


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PostSubject: Re: For those with kids....   Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:36 am

Happy Mother's & Father's Day Yall..!!
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PostSubject: Re: For those with kids....   Sat Aug 20, 2011 2:24 am

Haha Wow Calm I know you was worried about your son and pissed at the same time Damn window lol. I swear kids some interesting stuff I know for me I use to like burning ants O.o the red ones no one like lol BURN THE ALIVE LOL *EVIL Laugh hahahahah
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PostSubject: Re: For those with kids....   Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:32 am

LOL EP, u liked burning ants? I remember my brother used to put firecrackers in ant holes lol.


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PostSubject: Re: For those with kids....   Sat Aug 20, 2011 11:45 am

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LOL EP, u liked burning ants? I remember my brother used to put firecrackers in ant holes lol.

Funny...we burned pieces of newspaper and army men with our magnifyin glass and pretended they was under heavy attack. A little older we used fire crackers too...but that involved frogs.
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PostSubject: Re: For those with kids....   Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:23 am

Army m :gun: en have no chance against my blow torch made of hair spray and a lighter!!! Muahaha
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PostSubject: Re: For those with kids....   Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:34 pm

Hahaha My friend use to put gun powder on Ant hills and set it on Fire Very Happy Pryomaniatcs :O
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PostSubject: Re: For those with kids....   Sat Nov 12, 2011 8:28 pm

I have four children nikki age 8miss diva tommyage 7pyro nut amber lynn age 5 shy peanut and cheyenne age 3 our wild child everyday here is an eventiful day from 5:30am till8:30pm it fight scream get out my room... But I wamted trade it for the world...


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PostSubject: Re: For those with kids....   Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:48 pm

I have a daughter and she is just under 4 yrs old (will be 4 at the end of February). Her name is Alahna, but I call her Lala. She is my little princess, what I live for. She means more to me than anything.

Here's a few pics of us 2gether. She so much like her mama lol





I remember when I was playing for Extra Life, and she tried to stay up with me and she fell asleep. When I tried to pick her up and take her to bed, she woke up and said, "no mama, i wanna play wit u". it's moments like those that make your heart melt. Or later when she got up and we was playing on the Wii and fell asleep on the edge of the bed waiting for her turn. omg soooo cuuuute!


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PostSubject: Re: For those with kids....   Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:53 pm

Shes so cute sis Very Happy


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PostSubject: Re: For those with kids....   Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:07 am

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PostSubject: Re: For those with kids....   Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:31 am

Np sis Very Happy


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