Random Thoughts

This is a section for the random ramblings of whatever crosses yer little brainboxes that ya might think some of us would enjoy readin. Or thoughts that just make ya go HMMMM so bad ya just GOTTA share them.

Ever notice that yer day/night could be just fookin DRAGGIN, takin HOURS to get thru a fifteen minute stretch of time...but sit down to spend just fifteen minutes on the computer tryin to catch up on a couple of posts...and the next thing yanno, an hour or 3 has suddenly been stolen off of yer watch...like the Aliens have kidnapped ya, done a little anal probing, and set ya back down in front of yer 'puter none the wiser?
GAWD I love it when that happens...makes these overnight shifts just CRUISE by.
ummmm....not the anal probin part...the time disappearin part...ya pervs.

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? things that make u go hmmmm

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns da hell out of toast to a horrible crisp no one would dare eat?

If Wile E.Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme bs, why couldn't he just buy fkn dinner?

Can blind people see in their dreams? Do they even have dreams?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out da window?

Television viewers been askin dis bs since da 60's. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a fkn radio out of a coconut, why can't his azz fix a damn hole in a boat?

Nice ones but back to that time lapse issue I so agree where does time go when we are having fun. Puzzles me lolz

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?